NETWORK // NEW PLAYER

ENTER THE ARCADE

Choose a player name. Ranked play publishes the name and score on this site's leaderboard and sends a random player ID plus hours, cleared stages, defeats, stomps, deaths and session count. No email, photo, account or device fingerprint is collected.

Player name

2–16 letters or numbers. Spaces, dots, dashes and underscores are allowed.

PLAYER —

3 DAYS OFF

W0 · KITCHEN

SCORE 0000000 000 TIME SAND

SYSTEM // PAUSED

OFF DUTY

PLAYER—

SCORE000000

RANKSYNCING

Graphics fidelity Master audio Sound systemMusic + SFX · active SFX check Mute audio

SYSTEM // INPUT

Controls

Choose an action, then press a key. Arrow keys remain available for movement. Escape always opens this menu. Touch controls use the fixed on-screen layout.

Move left Move right Move up Duck / move down Jump Shoot Melee Interact Menu

NETWORK // GLOBAL RANKING

Leaderboard

Connecting to the arcade network…

LOADOUT // FAMILY VAULT

Arsenal

Nine character-specific weapons. Choose one primary and one melee weapon for each hero. The world map below shows the wider planned arsenal and where some loadout weapons are found.

Dad

Riff BlasterChord shot · primary

Beer CanArcing throw · primary

GuitarHeavy swing · melee

Weekend WhipLong chain lash · melee

Mom

Chain Bag ComboRapid melee · primary

Parry CuffBeat counter · melee

Baby

Pacifier PopBouncing shot · primary

Milk BottleMilk jet · primary

Rattle WhackFast melee · melee

World armory · 27

W1 · Glass CityStapler Gun · Exploding Espresso · Hard Drive · Laptop Shield
W2 · FestivalBeer Can [DAD] · Molotov · Pick Shuriken · Cymbal · Amp · Guitar [DAD]
W3 · Orbital ForgeLaser Rifle · Gravity Grenade · Plasma Whip · Drone Buddy
W4 · ShorelineWater Pistol · Beach Ball · Frisbee · Coconut
W5 · Glass DesertScimitar · Lightning Rod · Sand Grenade · Glass Bow
W6 · Winter PalaceRosary Chain · Silver Dagger · Lantern Oil · Chandelier Axe · Hand Mirror

Move/Aim: arrows or WASD · Diagonal: hold two directions + J · Duck: ↓ or S · Jump: L · Shoot: J · Melee: K · Interact: Enter · Menu: Esc